We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with funny paintings on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 41.
You went on a date but were so tired that decided to take a nap on a mat
Someone took a cool photo with you dead drunk on it and this picture became an internet hit
You have decided to wash up in the toilet
Toilet – there’s no better place to sleep
I always puke where I sit so the stinky people don’t sit near me
You make love to an invisible man
Where am I? What is this horrible place? Who is this? What did happen yesterday?
Even where there’s no place to sit, you manage to find yourself a place to sleep
Now I literally know the meaning of “You are in deep shit” :)
You want beer so badly, that even when your upper body part is paralized you can be found in the near shop
The gardener doesn’t even wake you
You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head
You’re using your hand as a pillow
You passed out standing up
Foot on the bench, body on the floor
No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?
Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies
“Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze
No sink, no toilet, urinal it is
Nuff said
You’re spooning a bench
You piss where you sleep where I wait for the bus
You’re trying to cheat on your wife with an ATM machine
You are the Hasselhoff
You destroyed the toilet
You’re this thing
You shouldn’t have been driving
The crosswalk is a crosscrawl
You were Santa
You are Verne Troyer and you’re on the run
You opened the door with your face
You woke up naked on the driveway
You wet your pants. You’re 42 years-old
You slept in a noble fir Christmas tree?
You slept on the stove and in the sink
You try to conceal your identity while looking at the camera
No guys even bothered…
Your buddy was ‘pretending’ to be a chick
You pretend you are that penguin stuffed animal
Any place and any time is nap time
Garglerglerrarghgeblahrough
You went on a date but were so tired that decided to take a nap on a mat
Someone took a cool photo with you dead drunk on it and this picture became an internet hit
You have decided to wash up in the toilet
Toilet – there’s no better place to sleep
I always puke where I sit so the stinky people don’t sit near me
You make love to an invisible man
Where am I? What is this horrible place? Who is this? What did happen yesterday?
Even where there’s no place to sit, you manage to find yourself a place to sleep
Now I literally know the meaning of “You are in deep shit” :)
You want beer so badly, that even when your upper body part is paralized you can be found in the near shop
The gardener doesn’t even wake you
You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head
You’re using your hand as a pillow
You passed out standing up
Foot on the bench, body on the floor
No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?
Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies
“Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze
No sink, no toilet, urinal it is
Nuff said
You’re spooning a bench
You piss where you sleep where I wait for the bus
You’re trying to cheat on your wife with an ATM machine
You are the Hasselhoff
You destroyed the toilet
You’re this thing
You shouldn’t have been driving
The crosswalk is a crosscrawl
You were Santa
You are Verne Troyer and you’re on the run
You opened the door with your face
You woke up naked on the driveway
You wet your pants. You’re 42 years-old
You slept in a noble fir Christmas tree?
You slept on the stove and in the sink
You try to conceal your identity while looking at the camera
No guys even bothered…
Your buddy was ‘pretending’ to be a chick
You pretend you are that penguin stuffed animal
Any place and any time is nap time
Garglerglerrarghgeblahrough
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